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Here lies Karl August Otto Roth,
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45 years old.
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So young
and already so nice and dead.
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My fellow devils, our campaign
for an inactive life and early death
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is a great success.
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Heart and circulatory troubles
are increasing steadily.
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Humans follow
our suggestions willingly.
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If you do everything yourself,
you won't last long.
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If you're always sitting,
you already have one foot in the grave.
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Avoid moving your bodies,
dear humans!
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And don't forget
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to strain your nerves.
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Your nerves, your nerves!
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That's it.
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The end!
Short-circuit.
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You could lie
in this lovely ambulance too,
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if you live foolishly enough.
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I can also find victims here.
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Yes.
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Get into that car!
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Who would want to subject themselves
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to such unreasonable exercise?
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I can trap him with this.
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What?
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Even television is promoting health now?
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Take a break,
my dear friend, take a break!
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Lie down!
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Exercise?
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Exercise after work?
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Damn it,
do they want to live to be 100?
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Chase the devil away at once.
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Find a hobby.
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Exercise.
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Get up and go to the track,
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if you don't want to have
a heart attack.
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Resting is important.
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More importantly: rest right.