1 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:09,680 Here lies Karl August Otto Roth, 2 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,840 45 years old. 3 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:17,200 So young and already so nice and dead. 4 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:22,600 My fellow devils, our campaign for an inactive life and early death 5 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,000 is a great success. 6 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:27,840 Heart and circulatory troubles are increasing steadily. 7 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,680 Humans follow our suggestions willingly. 8 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:33,920 If you do everything yourself, you won't last long. 9 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,440 If you're always sitting, you already have one foot in the grave. 10 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,720 Avoid moving your bodies, dear humans! 11 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:42,120 And don't forget 12 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,280 to strain your nerves. 13 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,000 Your nerves, your nerves! 14 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,320 That's it. 15 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,680 The end! Short-circuit. 16 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,520 You could lie in this lovely ambulance too, 17 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,720 if you live foolishly enough. 18 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,040 I can also find victims here. 19 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:08,600 Yes. 20 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,120 Get into that car! 21 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,080 Who would want to subject themselves 22 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,040 to such unreasonable exercise? 23 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,400 I can trap him with this. 24 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,080 What? 25 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:32,360 Even television is promoting health now? 26 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:38,040 Take a break, my dear friend, take a break! 27 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,520 Lie down! 28 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:41,960 Exercise? 29 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:43,680 Exercise after work? 30 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,040 Damn it, do they want to live to be 100? 31 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,320 Chase the devil away at once. 32 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,520 Find a hobby. 33 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,280 Exercise. 34 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,440 Get up and go to the track, 35 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,760 if you don't want to have a heart attack. 36 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,920 Resting is important. 37 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,240 More importantly: rest right.