Here lies Karl August Otto Roth,
45 years old.
So young and already so nice and dead.
My fellow devils, our campaign for an inactive life and early death
is a great success.
Heart and circulatory troubles are increasing steadily.
Humans follow our suggestions willingly.
If you do everything yourself, you won't last long.
If you're always sitting, you already have one foot in the grave.
Avoid moving your bodies, dear humans!
And don't forget
to strain your nerves.
Your nerves, your nerves!
That's it.
The end! Short-circuit.
You could lie in this lovely ambulance too,
if you live foolishly enough.
I can also find victims here.
Yes.
Get into that car!
Who would want to subject themselves
to such unreasonable exercise?
I can trap him with this.
What?
Even television is promoting health now?
Take a break, my dear friend, take a break!
Lie down!
Exercise?
Exercise after work?
Damn it, do they want to live to be 100?
Chase the devil away at once.
Find a hobby.
Exercise.
Get up and go to the track,
if you don't want to have a heart attack.
Resting is important.
More importantly: rest right.